Horoscopes Are A Drag™

Honey, "Horoscopes Are A Drag" on QVegas is your go-to for that sparkle of cosmic tea, served hot and fabulous, straight from the stars with a glittering twist. Each week, we're spilling the celestial secrets for every zodiac sign, so you can strut your stuff with the stars aligning just right. It's astrology with sass, glam, and a dash of drag magic, making your cosmic journey as dazzling as a drag queen's wardrobe. For your weekly dose of star-studded advice, click your heels and head over every week, darling!

leo

Alright, darlings, let’s get into the cosmic tea for all you fabulous Leo lions out there for the week of June 16, 2024. Honey, the stars are about to serve some realness, so you better be ready to strut your stuff with all the confidence of a headlining queen. This week, you're gonna find yourself shining brighter than ever – think spotlight on a dark stage, darling. The universe is giving you permission to be unapologetically you, to embrace your fierce, and let that inner diva roar. Opportunities are knocking, so sashay away from those doubts, and death drop into success. Keep those heels high and that head higher because this week, you're not just participating, you're conquering. Remember, honey, in the world of stars, you're a blazing sun. Werk it and let the world bask in your glow!

gemini

Oh, honey! You're in for a week that's hotter than your last performance under those stage lights, darling! Gemini, get ready to sashay through the week because the stars are aligning just for you, boo. You'll be catching all the attention, just like when you're lip-syncing for your life, honey. Opportunities are gonna fly at you faster than a wig snatched in a wind machine! So, fluff up those feathers and put on your highest heels because you're about to walk the runway of life like it's the grand finale, and the spotlight is all on you, baby. Just remember, keep that charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent on full display, and you'll conquer this week like the queen you are! Werk it out, Gemini! 💅✨

cancer

Hey, sweeties! Get ready 'cause Mama's about to spill the tea on what the stars are serving up for all my fabulous Cancer queens and kings for the week of June 16, 2024, okay? Now, listen up! This week, darling, you’re gonna be feeling your oats and shining brighter than a sequin gown under the spotlight! It's all about embracing that divine energy inside you, hunty. So, fluff up that wig, put on those lashes, and strut into the world like it's your personal runway. The cosmos is gagging over you, honey, so remember - no matter what life throws your way, you better work! And trust, by the end of this week, you'll be collecting accolades and snaps like they're going out of style. Now, let the music play and let's get sickening!

virgo

Alright, my dazzling Virgo darlings, this week, starting the 16th of June 2024, is all about strutting your fabulous self down the universe's runway. Honey, the stars are aligning to give you that extra sparkle in your step. Embrace your inner drag queen, throw on that glitter, and show the world what it means to live out loud and proud. Challenges? Pfft, you'll sashay right past them. Love life looking bleak? Not for long, sweetheart, because you're about to shine bright and attract all the right kinds of attention. Work it, own it, and remember, darling, you're absolutely fierce!

libra

Alright, darling, listen up because I'm about to serve you some cosmic tea, hunty! For all you Libras out there, the week of June 16th, 2024, is looking fierce. The universe is shouting "Yaaas, queen!" and is all about stepping into your power. Don't be afraid to strut your stuff and let the world see your fabulousness. It’s time to slay, because opportunities are waiting for you to snatch them up. Remember, you're a star, baby, so shine bright and show them how it's done. Werk it out and remember, confidence is your best accessory, so wear it proudly. Let's get it, Libra! Keep it sickening!

aries

Honey, let me spill the celestial tea for you. For all you fierce Aries divas stepping out this fabulous week starting June 16th, 2024, the stars are literally gagging with excitement over you, darling! You're about to serve some serious cosmic realness. Expect your energy to be more electric than my highlighter, and you better believe your confidence is gonna be sky-high, shimmering brighter than my sequin gown. Opportunities are knocking, so sashay towards them in your highest heels. Now, werq that universe like it’s your personal runway, boo! Remember, you’re not just a star, you’re the whole constellation, honey. Keep it sickening! 💫👠

taurus

Honey, let me tell you, for the week of June 16, 2024, you Taurus babes are gonna shine like the dazzling diamonds you are. The universe is sending some fierce energy your way, making it the perfect time to strut your stuff and let the world see your true colors. It's all about loving yourself, flaunting your fabulousity, and not letting anyone dull your sparkle. So, put on your highest heels, throw some glitter in the air, and sashay away into a week filled with blessings, beauty, and maybe a little drama (because let’s face it, what’s life without a little spice?). Remember, darling, in a world full of ponies, be a unicorn – unapologetically unique and gorgeously you! Now, go out there and turn the runway of life!

sagittarius

Honey, gather around because the stars are literally throwing a cosmic party for all you Sagittarius divas this week, starting June 16, 2024! The universe is serving you a cocktail of opportunity with a dash of adventure, so sashay away from the mundane, darling. Those dreams you've been stashing? Time to let them see the runway! Relationships are getting a sprinkle of glitter too, so expect some unexpected cameos. But heed my words, sweetheart, keep that ego in check or you might trip on your own stilettos. Work that charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent, because this week is all about flaunting what's fabulous about you. Let's get sickening, y'all!

scorpio

Honey, let me spill the tea on what the stars have in store for my fierce Scorpio queens and kings for the week of June 16th, 2024. Okay, first things first, the universe is about to serve you some major lewks and vibes, darling. You’re strutting into a week where your charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent are on full, dazzling display. Opportunities are gonna sashay your way left and right, so snatch them wigs and make them yours, honey. But remember, shade comes with the spotlight, so keep those claws sharp for any back-stabbing Judases. Love is strutting towards you in heels higher than your aspirations, ready to lip-sync for its life. So, grease up that runway, throw on your most sickening outfit, and get ready to werq because, honey, it's your time to shine!

aquarius

Honey, buckle up 'cause I've got the tea on Aquarius for the week of June 16th, 2024! Y'all are stepping into a glitterstorm of possibility! The stars are throwing some major shade, pushing you to slay those personal projects you've been sleeping on. It's time to lip-sync for your life, showing the universe you're not here to play, but to conquer! Networking is your best friend this week, darling. So, flutter those lashes, snap those fans, and prepare to werk the room! Remember, you're a star, baby, so let the world see you shine! Keep that confidence sky-high and serve realness at every turn. You've got this, boo! 💅✨🌟

capricorn

Honey, let me spill the cosmic tea for all you fabulous Capricorns out there, 'cause the universe is about to serve you some realness for the week of June 16, 2024! You better get ready to strut your stuff, because it's your moment to shine brighter than a sequined gown at a pageant. The stars are aligning to give you that extra sprinkle of glitter in your step. So, darling, pucker up, push those shoulders back, and sashay your way through whatever life throws at you. Remember, you are fierce, fabulous, and can conquer anything with a little sass and a lot of class. Now, go out there and show the world what you're made of, because, honey, you're a star! 💋✨👑

pisces

Alright, honey, listen up 'cause Mama's got the celestial tea to spill on all my fabulous Pisces fishies out there. The stars are lining up to serve you a week of cosmic couture that is out of this world, darling. Starting June 16, 2024, you better strut your stuff with confidence because the universe is spotlighting your talents, charisma, uniqueness, nerviness, and talent - the true essence of a star, baby! You are about to enter a period where your dreams ain't just dreams, but snapshots of what's to come. So, puff up those feathers, fluff that wig, and sashay away into your destiny because, honey, the stars are saying it's your time to shine brighter than ever. And remember, if life throws shade, just twirl on 'em and keep sparkling like the diamond you are. Mwah!