Horoscopes Are A Drag™
Honey, "Horoscopes Are A Drag" on QVegas is your go-to for that sparkle of cosmic tea, served hot and fabulous, straight from the stars with a glittering twist. Each week, we're spilling the celestial secrets for every zodiac sign, so you can strut your stuff with the stars aligning just right. It's astrology with sass, glam, and a dash of drag magic, making your cosmic journey as dazzling as a drag queen's wardrobe. For your weekly dose of star-studded advice, click your heels and head over every week, darling!
aries
Darlings, gather 'round because Mama's got some tea to spill! Picture it: you're strutting down life's runway like it's Paris Fashion Week, serving confidence with every step. You'll face some shade, but honey, you've got sparkle in your eyes and sass in your pocket. When challenges come your way, throw on a new wig and show them who’s boss. Remember, every day’s a new chance to werk it, so embrace your fabulousness and shine on, queens!
taurus
Darling, listen up and let mama spill this cosmic tea! This week, Miss Taurus, the universe is strutting your way with fab opportunities and glam chances for some fierce self-expression. You might just sparkle brighter than a disco ball at Studio 54! Keep those horns polished and ready, because romantic drama could unfold like the most dramatic lip-sync on the runway. Embrace the sashay of change, and remember, you’re the star of your own fabulous show, sweetie!
gemini
Honey, gather 'round and let this drag diva spill some cosmic tea! Imagine the universe serving you a fabulous cocktail of stardust and sass. This week, darling Gemini, you're walking the runway of life with style and confidence. Channel that split personality of yours to juggle every fierce opportunity. Hearts may beat faster and dreams can dazzle if you embrace the spotlight. So paint those lips, arch those brows, and strut your stuff into the celestial limelight!✨
cancer
Honey, let me spill some tea in the most fabulous way! Picture this: you're strutting down life's runway, serving confidence with every step. Embrace your inner diva, because this week is all about unleashing those superstar vibes. Whether you're snatching wigs or turning heads, don't let the haters dim your sparkle. Remember, darling, you're not just walking through life; you're sashaying with style and sass. Werk it, own it, and let your charisma shine!
leo
Honey, let me tell you, life is a stage, and you're the dazzling star of the show! This week, strut your stuff and let your fabulousness shine through. Strut down that runway of life, embracing all the glam and glitter you can muster. Remember, it's all about attitude, darling! Weave those spells of charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent. Keep your head high and your lashes higher! Life’s too short for anything less than fierce, baby!
virgo
Honey, let me tell you something fabulous! Picture this: strutting down life's runway in a glittery ensemble that's as dazzling as a disco ball. This week, we're serving major Virgo vibes, darling, with cosmic energy that's all about balance and perfection. Let your inner diva shine bright, because the universe is handing you a spotlight. So, pop that collar, flip your hair, and remember, life’s too short not to sparkle fiercely and unapologetically! Werk it!
libra
Honey, gather 'round because Mama's got a tale to spin, and it’s as fabulous as my lashes are long! Picture this: I sashayed into the room, glitter sparkling brighter than the North Star. Every eye was glued to me, captivated by my charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent. I served looks that could slay whole continents, sweetie. By the end of the night, I had the crowd eating out of the palm of my impeccably manicured hand. Can you handle it?
scorpio
Honey, gather 'round and let me give you the tea with a little razzle-dazzle! You better strap in because life's about to get fabulous, darling. This week, you'll be shining brighter than a disco ball at a drag show. Get ready to slay the runway of life with all the charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent you possess. Don't let anyone snatch your wig, gorgeous—you're the star of your own show, and nobody can outshine you!
sagittarius
Honey, gather 'round and let me spill the celestial tea! This week, darling Sagittarius, you’re strutting onto the cosmic stage with all the pizzazz. Expect the spotlight as your confidence soars, darling! The stars are sashaying in your favor, offering you platforms to slay those creative endeavors. Relationships? They’re heating up, hunty, so spark those connections! Remember to werk it, own it, and let that fabulousness light up the universe, because you're legendary, baby!
capricorn
Oh honey, gather 'round and let Mama serve you some realness in 75 words! For my fabulous Capricorn queens and kings, this week is all about werk, werk, werk! The cosmos is shining on your stage, darling, so strut your stuff like the fierce diva you are. Opportunities are gonna be poppin' like champagne at a drag brunch. Remember to keep that contour snatched and your charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent on point. Sparkle, baby, and own your spotlight! 💋✨
aquarius
Hey there, my darlings! Welcome to the fabulous world of glitz and glamour, where sparkle and sass reign supreme! Picture yourself strutting down the runway, feathers flying, glitter shimmering in the spotlight. Oh honey, you're living a technicolor dream of sequins and stilettos! Don’t let anyone dull your sparkle as you spin, pose, and give face! Life’s your stage, sweetie, so go out there and werk it like the fierce diva you are! Yas queen!
pisces
Honey, let me spill the tea for you! Gather 'round and listen up, because life's about to get fabulously fierce. Channel all that fierce energy into your passions this week, darling! Strut your stuff with confidence and own every room you enter. Remember, you’re not just walking through life—you’re sashaying! Don't forget to take time to pamper yourself; you deserve it, diva. Sparkle, shine, and remember: the world is your runway! Yas queen!